What isn’t less expensive than the Regal? (Besides crack as I already mentioned)  I was always under the impression that everything was less expensive, as if to not prove me wrong Regal Cinemas (and all the other clowns with the big screens) decided that they were giving us a great deal.  Yes, that’s right!  They [...]

Today is the Ides of March.  Wait no its not, everyone knows the Ides of March is March 15th!  You’re an idiot!  Am I?  Well that is something that has yet to be determined, however today is in fact the Ides of March, on the Julian calendar.  And seeing as the Ides of March is [...]

No twists or turns here, health care, is straight up less expensive than the Regal.  Hell effective this past weekend, its FREE! I know what your parents’ always told you, there’s no such thing as a free lunch, but c’mon you don’t have to pay for this at all, so its free.  No taxes aren’t [...]

What?  There is something more expensive than the Regal?  Impossible.  I’m afraid not.  While I’m not exactly sure what the street price of a kilo of crack cocaine is these days, but for the trip that was Alice in Wonderland in 3D, $15 a ticket wasn’t too bad for a two hour high! In all [...]

In a recent update on Healthcare.gov the Federal Government in an unprecedented move has COMBINED services as a way to save the taxpayers money. If your are in need of urgent care and would like to take a number for the nearest medical center queue simply press the OnStar button.  The button will automatically send the Federal [...]