What isn’t less expensive than the Regal? (Besides crack as I already mentioned)  I was always under the impression that everything was less expensive, as if to not prove me wrong Regal Cinemas (and all the other clowns with the big screens) decided that they were giving us a great deal.  Yes, that’s right!  They all determined that the $2-3 premium charged to see a lame movie (Avatar) in 3D was like bestowing the gift of knowledge onto Adam & Eve (yes it was Satan who bestowed that gift as well).

In case you didn’t take advantage of that gift, don’t worry, Regal ticket prices rise faster than the price of oil, college education, and are seemingly on track to overturn my previously mentioned illegal drugs!

So get going to your local movie house don’t finish this article!  If you do, you might have to remortgage your house to buy the tickets!

See a great Wall Street Journal article to let you know about the gift of affordable (Read $15 3D) that will soon be moving on up (Read $20 3D).

Everything, Less expensive than the Regal!

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