Healthcare – Less Expensive than the Regal
March 24, 2010mike Comments Off
No twists or turns here, health care, is straight up less expensive than the Regal. Hell effective this past weekend, its FREE!
I know what your parents’ always told you, there’s no such thing as a free lunch, but c’mon you don’t have to pay for this at all, so its free. No taxes aren’t going to have to go up to cover this expense, big businesses will just pay for this out of their huge earnings. What do you mean they’re going to send jobs overseas instead? Well then the small businesses and service industry will just pay the increase. What do you mean they’re going to have to close up shop? Well you sure as hell won’t have to pay for it because you’re unemployed and so you don’t have to pay taxes. What do you mean you would have gotten health care through medicaid anyway? What do you mean all that happened was less people were working and more people were just getting handouts? What do you mean nothing changed except the number of people waiting for their free lunch?
Well at least I can afford to go to the Regal with all the money I saved on copays… wait what do you mean I’m in a new income tax bracket? What do you mean the tax rate on gas, alcohol, tobacco, carbonated beverages, you name it is higher? I still pay the same sales tax. Oh its built into the cost because the manufacturer passes on the increases in healthcare cost on to the consumer, I just don’t get it.
Well at least no matter what Regal has to raise its ticket price to get healthcare on its part time high school kid employees. Healthcare will still be, Less expensive than the Regal!