Marriage – Less Expensive than the Regal
January 28, 2010mike No Comments »
Yes it is the true, the biggest commitment you can make in life (aside from alimony or buying a dog) is less expensive than your first date!
Remember when you took her to see Avatar 3D on the IMAX and you bought her popcorn and one of those massive Cokes? Yeah that date cost way more than a marriage license in New York State, coming in at a measly $40 for the pleasure of signing your life away. (Nota bene: If your first date really was as described above you are NOT ready to get married the movie came out three weeks ago!)
Sure some people buy gowns and tuxes, flowers, and dinners, but at the end of the day that’s pretty much just the after-party. Bottom line, walk down to City Hall go to the clerk, fill out the docs, sign the papers: Bing Bang Boom! Married all for the measly sum of seeing the latest Harry Potter flick while eating some nachos!
A lifetime of happiness (misery) or two hours of happiness (misery)… maybe going to the Regal would have been a better choice here!
Marriage, Less Expensive than the Regal!
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