Turns out the Axe Effect doesn’t work. Bummer!
October 22, 2009Toad Comments OffI know that most people believe completely that the best way to get plenty of beautiful women to adore and love you is to buy plenty of Axe bodyspray. Well at least that’s the impression I get from being around my co-writers here on StyrofoamSoup.
But a new study, and by study I mean court case, suggests that perhaps the ads for Axe might be a little misleading. A man tried very hard to lure in the ladies by applying massive quantities of the product. For some reason it didn’t work. I can’t say why.
After nobody wanted to be with him, he loaded up on EVERY SINGLE AXE PRODUCT EVER MADE and jumped in front of his ugly housekeeper maid. Oh he was also naked and screaming ‘Whoooooo-eeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!’
Rather than being uncontrollably drawn to him, she beat the hell out of him with a broomstick. Ouch.
Now Axe is going to pay!