Crack – More Expensive than the Regal

March 23, 2010mike 1 Comment »

What?  There is something more expensive than the Regal?  Impossible.  I’m afraid not.  While I’m not exactly sure what the street price of a kilo of crack cocaine is these days, but for the trip that was Alice in Wonderland in 3D, $15 a ticket wasn’t too bad for a two hour high!

In all honesty, who saw the movie?  It was cracked out.  I mean I enjoy a fun movie I don’t need every movie I see to be really intellectual, political, practical, whatever; but seriously… what kind of trip was that?  Oh wait, Johnny Depp and Tim Burton in 3D, never mind, now I know.

Anywho, if you are considering some serious recreational drugs, consider a trip to the Regal instead!

Crack, More expensive than the Regal!

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